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'Brady's Team' Wins Inaugural GameUpdated Monday August 20, 2018 by J Biggs.
The Mudcats kicked off a three game weekend under new leadership and team name. From hereon in the team formerly known as the Mudcats will know be known as 'Brady's Team'.
After years of oppression by the tyrannical Chris Smith, a legendary battle ensued on Mount Olympus. A battle so fresh and new it is yet to be made into a movie. One man decended from the mountains and decreed that from now on the Mudcats shall be known as "Brady's Team".
Brady's second decree was to start the eldest Mudcat against the Cobras Friday evening at Thompson for the first meeting between the two teams. The game left many fans demanding a refund amid complaints that the game was one of the most boring games all year by any team. The sentiment was reiterated by the players for both teams as few stuck around for post game interviews citing better things to do like check the PBML website for updates, and running data analysis of PBML games to the complete indifference of every player in the PMBL.
The pitchers for both teams kept the hitters off balanced but the Mudcats managed to scratch together a number of runs to come out on top 5-0. After the game Chernos and fellow elder Chris Davenport were overheard overheard discussing the number of years they've had in their "earth bodies" causing speculation they may be non-terrestrial being sent to study Earth's inhabitants. The two were further overheard discussing how oxidization in earth bodies causes joints in earth bodies to calcify over a period of several decades and sparked speculation that the celestials may be some kind of amphibious being that photosynthesizes nicotine into oxygen.
Sunday afternoon Chris Davenport gets the start against the Pirates looking to give Brady's Team their first winning streak of their inaugeral quarter season.